Why a saucer shape?

Why a saucer shape?

Why are UFOs always a saucer shape?

Without fail every single UFO in every book, movie, comic, and conspiracy theory is a saucer (except for the pyramid ones).

Image credit: http://strangeworldofmystery.blogspot.com/2009/03/great-pyramid-of-giza.html

Runing

Runing

Q: What do batteries run on?

A: Treadmills

Miss

Miss

Q: Are there any unguided missiles?

A: There were, they were called miss. When it was realized that they failed because their name made them feel sad they hired a psychiatrist who determined that the only way to cure them was to get them married. So the Miss(es) married and became a Mrs. But the former Miss wanted to keep their own name so they became Misses, but no one liked that name, so they merged their name with that of their husband (Hitles) and became Missiles.

Moths

Moths

Q: Are female moths called myths?

A: No. They are actually called mothers.

Stitching

Stitching

Q: A stitch in time saves nine what?

A: A stitch in time saves nine people from being late. But only if they are perpetually late. Eventually, however, the stitch catches them and becomes a stitch in their side which makes them double over with laughter and then they go to the asylum. That what happens when you are late all the time.

Mouse Pad

Mouse Pad

Q: Does moving the mouse on the pad make a computer program open more quickly?

A: Yes, using the same premise Einstein used to determine whether a person traveling in the reverse direction of the earth's rotation would have a slower timeline, simply remember to move your mouse in the correct direction, and to your mouse the program will have opened faster. However, you would have to move the mouse extraordinarily fast.

Carpool Lane

Carpool Lane

Q: Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

A: Yes, any vehicle with a form of propulsion can drive almost anywhere it wants to, provided it doesn't conflict with the laws of physics.

Stupid Anwsers

Stupid Anwsers

My main reason for starting this blog was to answer Stupid questions.

Such as, Q: Why am I tired? A: You need to sleep.

I hope to have a lot more of answers like that, so as I find questions below my intelligence level, I will post answers.