Lost Seriously in the Translation

Ever wish BabelFish translated with a bit more common sense? Instead of giving a sentence its own twist, perhaps give it back, actually formatted as a sentence?

Wish no more, for without that, this wonderful gem would never have happened. I found this a few years ago, but just found it again after a little searching, just to present it here to you today, enjoy.


P.S. I translated the title a few times. :-)